"Gah! I'm gonna have to shoot *Co-Worker*!" I heard my former mentor grouse, furiously. Only she also said "an e-mail" making it a much less scarey thing to say. But I didn't hear the e-mail part.

Want to know the REALLY scary part? My first thought was "Oh, Jeeze, not today! My back is really bothering me and it's going to be really difficult for me to crawl under my desk."

Something is wrong with our society. Or maybe it's just me.