Okay. I don't know if this is a chupacabra or not. Maybe it IS a mutant dog. Whatever it is, or I guess was, I feel sorry for it. I mean look at its teeth. It looks like it needed doggie orthodondia.

If this is what people have been seeing and calling the chupacabra....well, no wonder its mean. I mean look at it. It's mostly hairless, it probably has a toothache, it's not going to be appealing to anything besides another mutant dog / chupacabra. It probably just needed a pat on the head and some soft dog food. Maybe for somebody to knit it a sweater. Couple of milk-bones. But, no, now it's going to wind up with its head up on the wall next to some poor zebra who didn't do anything wrong either.

Sigh