My brother must have driven down to see me today when my mom and I were out: when I came home, there was a birthday card on top of the computer. (G: sorry the house was such a mess, hope the dog didn't goob you too much)

Well, okay, obviously he drove down, since the card was here and I don't think he can apparate. Though if he could apparate it would work since I don't know enough magic to put any wards on the doors. At least, I don't think I do. But, I digress....

The point is, he left my favorite birthday card (so far) AND it's printed on recycled paper! On the front is a picture of President Bush holding an i-Pod, and the inside of the card shows his "play list"

"Iraq Around the Clock"
"Jumpin' Jack Flash, Check the Price of Gas"
"Blinded by the Right"
"Cheney's Got a Gun"
"Oil Fields Forever"
"Knockin' on Iran's Door"
"A Little Flood...I'm all Shook Up"
and
"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!"

Back to the digression...I suppose he could have come in through the fireplace, but I still don't think he could have crawled out through the woodstove.