If your house is totally trashed, like mine is....and you're having 10 people come over for dinner the next day, like I am....and you can't breathe you ran out of your rescue inhaler ( woops!) - Follow this time tested plan!

1. Sweep up the dog hair
2. Dust what you can reach
3. Throw all the crap that's lying around in the home office
4. Shut the door and keep it closed.

Okay. That wasn't too bad!