Okay. I know I'm always writing about how my watches and clocks are always screwed up and I think it's because of something about my body chemistry. I saw a show on television about people who have this problem....only all of them had been struck by lightning.

Usually, if I have a watch, even a good one, it only runs when I take it off. And then it quits working altogether. Now I have a watch that only works when I wear it. It stops when I take it off.

This is the watch that is really hard for me to get on, but the parrot can get it off in like five minutes. I wonder if I can teach her to put my watch on?