One of the techs got fired this morning. It was kinda sad because he was a nice guy. Indeed, he really had impeccable manners.

We have a new girl in the office, and since she just started she's been steadily introducing herself to everybody in the office. She hadn't met the fired tech yet. He was on his way out through the lobby when she held out her hand and said, brightly, "Hi, I'm Confident Girl! I'm new."

The tech shook her hand and said, "Hi, I'm P. I'm fired."

Oh, well, they say he didn't do a very good job...but you've got to give him points for style!