"...for a bird of the air will carry your voice, or some winged creature tell the matter..." --Ecclesiastes 10:20

Who is this mysterious winged creature? Light hearted as the air, she laughes at world, the wise, and herself - but watch out if you tread on the humble or the meek. You may find This Winged Creature has told the matter...

Fri Apr 01, 2005

My Dog Ate My Contact Lens! [Dog Blog]


Oh for God's SAKE! I just sat down to write a blog entry and my contact lens fell out of my right eye. Winston is laying down here at my feet, like he usually does when I write....and he just ate my contact lens!! I don't think he meant to - I think he was trying to sniff it and see what it was and it got stuck to his nose so he licked it off and now it's GONE.

It's a soft contact lens. I hope Winston is a big enough dog that it just passes through him. How the heck could I ever explain this to the vet?!

Why is my LIFE like this?! I declare if there is anyone else in the world who has problems like this I don't know them. Well, now I really can't see. Let me go find out if I have a replacement lens somewhere.


Posted by Ginga Cool Cat at 6:52 PM | Comment on this entry

Comments

I know you too well to ask in any sense of seriousness, but is this an April Fool's joke? No?...that's what I thought. Sorry.

Posted by: yobruva at April 1, 2005 7:55 PM

That soft lens isn't going to do anything to your big ol' dog, if you can take consolation in anything.

Are these disposables, or are you now in possession of half of what was supposed to be a durable pair?

Posted by: Rob at April 1, 2005 11:07 PM

Thankfully, they are disposable lenses and I did find another one so it could be worse. Things could always be worse! That's what worries me.

Posted by: Ginga Cool Cat at April 2, 2005 9:39 AM