The flock of crows that lives near my house is back. Well, at least 3 of them are. I haven't seen the other 2. I wonder what happened?

Maybe the other two got married....that's why the rest of the flock was away. You know, maybe they went to some really swank location for a destination wedding....Like maybe Montgomery County. I can see the crow wedding brochure now: "Featuring both corn AND road kill deer! - plus view HUMAN carion eaters at the nearby US Capitol building! (translation services provided by rouge blackbirds from the nearby National Zoo for international guests) Low hanging branches for guests with disabilities. Room for all your raucus guests in our popular Poe Room. (Located directly under the overpass at the 495 interchange)....

I wonder if they'll be back after the honeymoon? But maybe they left for more mundane reasons. Out of town jobs. Sick mother-in-law. Transfer.

Man, how bad would that suck you were a crow and were STILL subject to getting transferred?! You think you've got problems.